Dear Advertisers,

OK. I get it. You think Jet's "Are You Going to Be My Girl?" and the Vines' "Ride With Me" are two neat-o tracks. And obviously those bands will sell their songs to anyone with a heartbeat and a checkbook. But can't we just call it a day, move on to other songs? These two bands are kind of sluts for commercials. It all makes me nostalgic for Smash Mouth's "All-Star."

Sincerely,
The Ghost