Who the absolute fuck is paying $40 to see Weird Al? I mean, I know it's the 9:30 Club, and it's a smaller venue than say, Arnold's Park Amusement Park or the Orange County Fair, but was anyone clamoring for "An Intimate Evening with Weird Al?" Does he get all deep and tell stories? "I believe that you don't write songs, but you channel them. The songs exist outside of ourselves, and people like me, we're just conduits for them. Anyway, I wrote this one while eating at Sbarro. It's called 'Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch'."