For suburban housewives, this is the biggest thing since they started putting DVD players in minivans. And they said there could ever be another book as good as Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Mmh. This is craptastic.

Via the Associated Press:

Singer Celine Dion and photographer Anne Geddes are working together on the "Miracle" project, a collection of songs and images honoring "the moving, tender and unbreakable bond of love that exists between a mother and her baby."

Do you feel that? The air... it's alive with crapticity! It sings with crapulence.

We have to be careful about this, because meetings this cosmic usually end up creating black holes and other stuff we still don't truly understand. Let's say you have a time machine: do you prevent Anne Geddes and Celine Dion from ever meeting, or do you stop Marvin Gaye's father from getting a gun? It's a tough choice.