I'm not a big fan of the show, but I caught the intro to The Simple Life tonight (it was on after Arrested Development which is fan-fucking-tastic). So, I agree that she's a "party girl," and that Nicole Ritchie is the daughter of Lionel, but can he be called, legally, "superstar" Lionel Ritchie? Isn't there some sort of shelf-life on these types of superlatives? We don't call Elizabeth Taylor a sex symbol; we don't refer to Jay Leno as a "funnyman." I'm just asking for an end to the madness.