Should I feel like a dick because I sat down to watch TV tonight and I had a real hard time deciding between the Kerry/Edwards interview on "60 Minutes" and "America's Funniest Home Videos"? Because, I know I'm voting for the Johns, but have I decided between the dog burping and the baby sleeping in the oven for the big cash prize? I can't say I have, because they both have a lot to offer in their own way. (I think I'm leaning towards the dog, because babies are so fucking arrogant.)