Here's a story from Tuesday's Washington Post about annoying people at rock shows. And here's a forum on washingtonpost.com that was started in direct relation to said story. You know what they call that where I come from? Synergy. In South Carolina, you know what they call people who think that the confederate flag has no place flying above state capitals? Massachusetts fags. So it's all about local dialects. Fascinating.

You know who I can't stand at concerts? People who get offended when I happen to relax with a cool calming smoke whilst I enjoy a some Southern Comfort. Of course, by "at concerts," I mean "on the bus ride home." And by "Southern Comfort," I mean "hardcore pornography." Maybe it's just me (hint: it's not).