So in Australia, someone buys a suitcase which turns out to be packed full of lost Beatles memorabilia. And in Paris, a handwritten copy of a Jacques Offenbach opera was unearthed. Both were tremendous, exciting discoveries of important cultural artifacts.

And thousands of miles away, but in a world much different:

Tony Danza Promises Talk Show Bonanza

Tony Danza on Monday promised television critics that his upcoming talk show will be lively and unpredictable.

It's nice to know someone found Tony Danza, too. Possibly sharing a two-bedroom with Judd Hirsch, maybe arguing over whose hair it is on the bar of soap in the shower. And his re-discovery led to one of the best headlines I've seen in a long time.