Much like the caterpillar becomes a butterfly, or the poppy seed becomes corrosive, alluring cocaine, such has Concerts for Kerry become Concerts for Victory. Take that, Federal Election Commission; the Republicans ain't the only ones who can sneak around pesky campaign financing laws. But hold on, fellow D.C. residents; don't get your hopes up. No concerts for you still. Portland, Oregon? Yes. Seat of the federal government? Of course not! We can't even support a record store, how could we support a fundraiser?