Saturday, August 07, 2004

Cooper's Snake Gets Into Some Hot Shit...

What a lazy headline: "Alice Cooper's Snake Eats Too Much". They couldn't have said "Cooper's White Snake Examined by Doctor"? "Roadies Concerned By Bulge in Cooper's Snake"? If you're going to publish this crap, at least have some fun with it. I haven't been this disappointed since they turned down my idea for the title of William Hung's album, saying it was "racist and juvenile."

Also, having nothing to do with Alice Cooper, white snakes, White Snake, or David Coverdale, the Washington Post weekend section had an article about 'zines going online. Nothing dirty there, either. Sigh...

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