This Cat Stevens story is getting odder and odder. Now he's being deported? Amazing. Wasn't Ted Kennedy on the list last month? ("Ted Kennedy: Enemy of the in-flight drink service.") So that watch list is pretty airtight. I think Avril Lavigne once said President Bush smelled "like old people"; can't we put her on the list as long as we're just making shit up? Robin Williams had an alarmingly believable Russian accent in Moscow on the Hudson; shouldn't we be checking that out? I heard Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits once left a large tip at a Middle Eastern restaurant. I'm just saying...