Saturday, October 23, 2004
Are you gonna go my way?
First Dave Matthews' tour bus let loose its septic tank on some people in Chicago (which in a beautiful cosmic bit of kismet, got a mention in the news today), now Lenny Kravitz's toilet overflowed. And he's being sued for it!
Amica Mutual Insurance Co. says in court papers that the apartment of retired executive Joel M. Disend "sustained catastrophic water damage" on Aug. 1 due to Kravitz's "allowing a commode to become blocked, clogged and congested with various materials."Various materials, eh? This really has been a banner year from crappy musicians and poop jokes. I don't think we'll ever see anything like this again in our lifetimes. (Unless cyborg technology extends our lifetimes indefinitely. Then, well, I'm wrong.)