Tuesday, October 26, 2004
As the flaming priest stepped into the firing line/ On the business end of a beam of despair
First Britney quits, then Ashlee gets outed, now Lindsay Lohan is hospitalized. For what? Probably being too damn sexy. And who do I blame? Fez from That '70s Show. Anyway, this just proves the rule that like famous deaths, the crumbling of the teeny-bopper entertainment infrastructure comes in the threes.