Ashlee Simpson is a lip syncer? No! But she was the Simpson sister that kept it real! This can't be happening. There must be some logical explanation for this. Does this incident give Jessica more street cred? I can't help but think that this sort of thing that drove Britney to take a break from the music industry. Most of all, how exactly does this affect Lindsey Lohan? Damn you, music industry, and your unrealistic expectations!

At least one Simpson is keeping it real. Her dad is blaming it on acid reflux. Now not only can she seek forgiveness, but she can score a spokesperson gig for Nexium. Nice. And is the the first time acid reflux has been given as the excuse for anything in a public forum? Bravo, Joe Simpson. Bra-vo.