...Giving me head on the unmade bed/ while the limousines wait in the street...

Speaking of which, Paris Hilton's still working on her "album". Most people record their shitty albums in a booth in a Nashville souvenir shop; Paris Hilton gets Lil' Jon.

I love the sub-head: "Hotel heiress beginning to feel pressure to complete her album". I thought the only pressure she usually feels is the meaty hand of "that guy I met at the bar" pushing her face into the pillow.