I should make more lists. Lists make the world go 'round. Now's as good a time as any for this one, I guess.

Top Ten Christmas Songs
1. What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder
2. Santa Claus is Coming To Town - Springsteen
3. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - U2
4. Christmas in Hollis - Run-DMC
5. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
6. Mistress for Christmas - AC/DC
7. Back Door Santa - B.B. King
8. Christmas Time Is Here - Vince Guaraldi Trio
9. Father Christmas - The Kinks
10. All I Want For Christmas is You - Mariah Carey (Yes, the guiltiest of pleasures. Dirtier than having gay sex with a cousin on top of a bag of poop.)