So Queen is reuniting, with the guy from Bad Company replacing Mr. Mercury? I mean, he may hit the high notes, but can he capture his unchecked homo-eroticism? Because it's one thing to be subtlely gay and perhaps make a statement on masculinity, it's whole other world when you have a thick mustache and a chest-baring unitard. Mr. Bad Company, are you up for the challenge?

"We were both so amazed at the chemistry that was going on... that suddenly it seems blindingly obvious that there was something happening here"

I do say! Looks like Brian May's at least giving it his best shot.