Lindsay Lohan update! Her album is streaming on MTV.com's The Leak. Will I listen to the album? Most likely not. Will I look at the picture of the young Ms. Lohan reclining on her back, cradling a guitar? Perhaps in my loneliest moments.

What kind of a dad would let his teenage daughter's sexuality be so aggressively marketed? Oh, this kind of dad. I am just shocked. Absolutely shocked. I am so shocked I have to look at that picture again.