Thursday, January 27, 2005
All hail the king of the status quo
First a restaurant, now a new album? Toby Keith, you are single-handedly keeping middle America safe from culture. After the nuclear winter, when you are depicted in the new world folklore, you will be depicted in jeans and sandals, shovelling shit into the open mouth of the engine that drives the great steam engine "Mediocre". Hats off to you.