Tuesday, January 11, 2005

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood...

I love how every lazy journalist writing about Vince Neil's wedding used a lede like "No more 'Girls, Girls, Girls' for the Motley Crue frontman!" Sure, right. Because nothing says "I'm ready to settle down" like the fourth marriage. By then you've worn a sweet ass-groove of fidelity into the sofa that is casual sex with strippers.


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