Buffalo Tom, anyone? "Sodajerk"? That song is so about rubbing one out. Clever Bill Janovitz. Anywhere, here's a piece of miscellania by way of I Read The Comics So You Don't Have To: the Pop vs. Soda county-by-county map. This is the sort of thing the internet was invented for. Well, that and farm porn. The scary thing is that it kind of mirrors the county-by-county voting maps from the last election. Spooky.