Watching the Oscars, if you looked into Prince's eyes as he read all 23 names associated with the creation of Counting Crows' Best Song nominee "Accidentally In Love", you could tell he was thinking "I could fart into a microphone for 4 minutes and it would better than any of this poop." And he's not wrong.

Also, I have been alerted that Carlos Santana has a women's shoes line. Take that however you want. I wonder if Rob Thomas actually did all the work.