The Beastie Boys are teaming up with PETA to protest KFC. You know who else is protesting KFC? The Rev. Al Sharpton. No shit. Who wants that sort of firepower going up against them?

On a side note, did you know PETA sells miniature rope ladders for bathtubs so that trapped spiders can get out? I don't see them for sale any more, but I have seen them in the catalog. It's like Adam Smith used to say: too much demand, not enough supply.