Sunday, March 06, 2005

She's a lump, she's a lump/ she's in my head...

Why is Rolling Stone trying to shove Presidents of the United States of America ringtones down our throats? Is this what will finally fill the cellphone-shaped void in our soul that God and cocaine could not?

Random Girl: What is that ringtone?
Random Guy: Why, it's "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America.
Random Girl: You are awesome. Let's have lots of the dirty sex.
Random Guy: Ah, my soul is full once more. "La la la la peaches... peaches peaches peaches..."


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