Thursday, March 03, 2005

You want her broken with her mouth wide open 'cause she's this year's girl...

Being easily distracted from sports, ESPN has a poll up about the Hottest Female Musician. They did throw a bone to the ladies with the Hottest Male Musician poll, but obviously didn't put too much effort into it. For one thing, Jon Bon Jovi and Gavin Rossdale's names are misspelled.

ESPN Editor: Did you Google those guys to make sure we spelled their names right?
Copyeditor: I'm not gay!
ESPN Editor: Good enough.

But the best is that Mark McGrath is just referred to as "Sugar Ray," like he has no identity outside of his band. "Hey, Sugar Ray, your low-fat mocha latte is ready!" They made sure they knew the name of the girl from Black-Eyed Peas; they didn't call her "Black-Eyed Peas" or "Kirstie Alley's Skanky Sister." I mean, come on, Sugar Ray's got enough talent to be an entertainment reporter! Show some 'spect. Doesn't he deserve to be treated better than Hootie?


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