At least Kevin Federline's sperm is working. Unless the IRS now considers sitting on a couch and screening calls so he doesn't have to talk to his other baby momma as an actual job. Well, future baby, at least you'll be pretty. Other than that, you have to look forward to a broken home, a low IQ, and probably a fucked up name, like "Kitchenette" or "Briven" or "Slalom". I think babies whose moms smoke while pregnant would have better odds of growing up alright.