What the internet needs less of is more stuff to dick around with and serve as cheap distractions. What with its wealth of poo-rating sites*, church sign generators**, and cube-gleaming dogs***, I barely have time to do real-life stuff, like start my own chapter of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. But what the internet needs more of is stuff bearing the Yo La Tengo imprimitur. And lo, there appeared a middle ground: Yo La Breakout!

^*Seriously, don't click the link. I feel bad even putting it up. But it still makes me laugh. And for that, I am a child.
^**An oldie, but a goodie.
^***It's a bulldog, and he's fucking skateboarding. Adorable.