Wednesday, June 08, 2005

You know the type/ loud as a motorbike/ couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight...

What fucking cosmic clown-car accident happened that resulted in this picture being taken? Shouldn't some large, silent Puerto Rican man have swooped down on the photographer and eaten the camera or something? I've seen animal porn less disturbing. And I'm talking, like, dog on cat, with a rooster watching. (I totally stole that from the Kids in the Hall movie!)

And that guy on the right? Don't look him straight in the eyes, or he'll see deep into your darkest soul. He knows how you listened to the lambs crying. But he's more concerned about that homoerotic dream you had about Prince senior year of college.

By way of, by the way. Credit where credit is due.


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