Sunday, July 31, 2005
You were not wrong to give me all you clothes/ (you were not wrong)/ but all your jeans were too tight...
Will getting free iTunes songs for trying on jeans provide comfort for the realization that you are getting fatter and older, and you no longer are the svelte, sexy beast you once were? And by "you" I mean "me". You... you are actually looking even thinner. How do you do it? Don't change a thing, baby.